A Day in the Food Life of Shotgun Bobby

Scene of the crime: Neels Gap

Victims:

• 2 servings of single-serve oatmeal
• one lb. can of peaches
• 2 cracker packs, or 12 peanut butter on cheese crackers
• 2 sodas (not diet)
• one sausage/hamburger pizza (not personal pan… we’re talkin’ a whole pizza here, folks)
• 2 bags of Lays potato chips
• one snickers candy bar
• 1/2 bag of teriyaki rice
• one mashed potato mountain
• one blueberry cheesecake.

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